Toddler Super Fun Time Business Mission Statements

To bring a holistic and sustainable artistic enterprise to white walls everywhere by utilizing permanent markers in the domestic space.

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By Shannon Carpenter

Toddler Super Fun Time Business Mission Statements:

• To bring peace to the world one meltdown at a time.
• Don’t ask what you can do for mom, but what mom can do for you.
• To bring a holistic and sustainable artistic enterprise to white walls everywhere by utilizing permanent markers in the domestic space.
• To transform the licking everything market by, ya know, licking everything.
• To connect the world’s professionals and have them come up with ideas to frighten you if you don’t do what they say.
• I am evolving the way your world moves by seamlessly disrupting your daily routines so that one day I can blame all my problems on you to my therapist.
• To enrich daily life with the same cartoon over and over again until eternity meets infinity, or you go insane. Whichever one comes first.
• To develop sneezing in your face technology to break through the cold and flu…